Friday, 12 December 2014

Ten Ways to Watch Porn and still be a Christian. By S. A. Tan (Satan)


1. Say you don’t want to watch porn but secretly make sure you have access to it. Don’t read Romans 13:14.
2. Never even think of cultivating the archaism of godly fear. Tell yourself that you are human and have weaknesses.
3. Ignore the senseless discipline of daily reading the Bible. You have more important things to do.
4. Stay away from the farcical words of Jesus--especially the insanity of Matthew 5:29.
5. Make sure you get an “accountability partner” and lie to him about what you look at. Everyone lies.
6. Give in to pleasurable thoughts of porn. We both know you love them. Don’t read Proverbs 4:23.
7. Never quote scripture when you’re tempted. It doesn't do anything. And don’t memorize James 1:14 or 1 Corinthians 10:13.
8. Don’t waste your precious time listening to “Hell’s Best Kept Secret” or “True and False Conversion” on that idiot site: www.livingwaters.com
9. Tell yourself that you are soundly saved because you’re living in holiness, without which no one will see you-know-Who.
10. I’m the god of this world and I use this snare to take captives to do my will. Let’s keep it that way.


Source: Ray Comfort facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/official.Ray.Comfort